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Im liek really happy ... cuz i bought the sexiest pair of jeans today hahah there just beyond amazing .... made my day ... and well nothing else did so i have 2 write about it .... i saw a hobo today and gave him R20 ... which is kinda alot ... and i helped 3 little girls over the street while my one friend told them about strangers and getting raped... im surely going to heaven today n_n


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the unhappines cronicals hahahhaa oh well ... my day had its ups and downs ... all we ever study about is how awfull our goverment was a few years ago ... kinda making me cray hahaha


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I thought youd enjoy some South-Afrikan Facts!

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YOU ARE PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN WHEN:

Ø You produce a R100 note instead of your driver's licence when stopped by a traffic officer

Ø You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement

Ø You have to hire a security guard whenever you park your car

Ø You can count the national soccer team's scores with no fingers

Ø To get free electricity you have to pay a connection fee of R750

Ø Hijacking cars is a profession

Ø You can pay your tuition fees by holding up a sign at a traffic light

Ø The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car

Ø More people vote in a local reality TV show than in a local election

Ø People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Patience, Precious, Innocence and Given

Ø "Now now" can mean anything from a minute to a month

Ø You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned to green to make way for taxis travelling in the opposite direction

Ø Travelling at 120 km/h you're the slowest vehicle on the highway

Ø You're genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find your car parked where you left it

Ø A bullet train is being introduced, but we can't fix potholes

Ø The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday

Ø You paint your car's registration on the roof

Ø You have to take your own linen with you if you are admitted to a government hospital

Ø You have to prove that you don't need a loan to get one

Ø Prisoners go on strike

Ø You don't stop at a red traffic light in case somebody hijacks your car

Ø You consider it a good month if you only get mugged once

Ø Rwandan refugees start leaving the country because the crime rate is too high

Ø When 2 Afrikaans TV programmes are separated by a Xhosa announcement of the following Afrikaans programme, and a Pedi ad

Ø The employees dance in front of the building to show how unhappy they are

Ø The SABC advertises and shows highlights of the programme you just
finished watching

Ø You get cold easily. Anything below 16 degrees Celsius is Arctic weather

Ø You call a bathing suit a "swimming costume"

Ø You know what Rooibos Tea is, even if you've never had any

Ø You can sing your national anthem in four languages, and you have no idea what it means in any of them

Ø You know someone who knows someone who has met Nelson Madela

Ø You go to "braais" (barbecues) regularly, where you eat boerewors
(long meaty sausage-type thing) and swim, sometimes simultaneously

Ø You know that there's nothing to do in the Free State

Ø You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from SA

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HI heres an update Well im not sure but this new panic athe disco cd is getting alot better the more i listen to it well done to them ... well anyway this has been a busy week for me .... having fun hahaha .. well i have to get back to reality and start with my school work again ... but its kinda hard ... im so far back in my work i hope i ever get back on track .... but yeah i guess i feel overall plrased with my life ... no sucide letters yet..........

By the way im still sick .. so no school for me tomorow



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If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.
If you go under 15, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.

Rules
*Total the number of things in each list you've done.
* No need to say which ones.
*If people really want to know they will grow the balls to ask.
*If you got tagged, tag at least 3 people on your watch list.

1. Smoked: Yes
2. Consumed alcohol: Yes
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex: Yes
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex: Yes
5. Kissed someone of the same sex: Yes
6. Had sex: No
7. Had someone in your room other than family: Yes
8. Watched porn: Yes
9. Bought porn: No
10. Done drugs: Yes
TOTAL: 8

1. Taken painkillers: Yes
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine: No
3. Lied to your parents: Yes.
4. Lied to a friend: Yes.
5. Snuck out of the house: No
6. Done something illegal: Yes
7. Cut yourself: No
8. Hurt someone:Yes
9. Wished someone to die: Yes
10. Seen someone die: No
TOTAL: 6

1. Missed curfew: No.
2. Stayed out all night: Yes
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself: No
4. Been to a therapist: No
5. Been to rehab: No
6. Dyed your hair: No
7. Received a ticket: No
8. Been in an accident: Yes
9. Been to a club: No
10. Been to a bar: No
TOTAL: 2

1. Been to a wild party: Yes
2. Seen the Mardi Gras: No
3. Drank more than four beers in a night: Yes
4. Had a spring break in Florida: No
5. Sniffed anything: No
6. Wore black nail polish: Yes
7. Wore arm bands: Yes
8. Wore t-shirts with band names: Yes
9. Listened to rap: Yes
10. Own(ed) a 50 Cent CD: No o.o?
TOTAL: 5

1. Dressed gothic: Yes
2. Dressed prep: Yes
3. Dressed punk: No
4. Dressed grunge: Think so
5. Stole something: Yes
6. Been too drunk to remember anything: Yes
7. Blacked out: Yes
8. Fainted: Yes.
9. Had a crush on a neighbor: Yes
10. Had someone sneak into your room: Yes
TOTAL: 8

1. Snuck into someone else's room: Yes
2. Had a crush on your best friend: Yes
3. Been to a concert: Yes
4. Dry-humped someone: No
5. Been called a slut: Yes
6. Called someone a slut: Yes
7. Installed speakers in your car: No
8. Broken a mirror: Yes
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house: Yes
10. Brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush: Yes
TOTAL: 8

1. Consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper: No Missy Elliott! ha!
2. Been an R-rated movie in theater: yes
3. Cruised the mall: Yes
4. Skipped school: Yes
5. Had surgery:Yes
6. Had an injury: Yes
7. Gone to court: Nope
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying: No
9. Caught something on fire: Yes
10. Lied about your age: Yes.
TOTAL: 8

1. Owned/rented an apartment: No
2. Broke the law in the police's presence: No
3. Cheated on someone: No
4. Got in trouble with the police: No
5. Talked to a stranger: Yes
6. Hugged a stranger: No
7. Kissed a stranger: No
8. Rode in the car with a stranger: No
9. Been harassed: No
10. Been verbally harassed: Yes
TOTAL: 2 (o.o)

1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online: No
2. Stayed online for 12 hours straight: Yes
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight: Yes.
4. Watched TV for 12 hours straight: Yes
5. Been to a fair: Yes.
6. Been called a bad influence: Yes
7. Drink and drive: No
8. Prank-called someone: Yes
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex: Yes
10. Cheated on a test: Yes
TOTAL: 8

TOTALLY TOTAL: 55 omg im so evil!

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